Thursday, January 7, 2010

F%@$&#! Damnit!


Boy am I broke. I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
I'm so broke, a man saw me walking down the street with
one shoe on, he said"you lost a shoe" and I said "No sir,
I found one!"
I'm so broke I stopped on a dime, and owed it to someone!
I'm so broke when someone rings my doorbell, I have to
yell "DING-DONG" out the window.
I'm so broke, my bologna has no first name.
I'm so broke I have been giving blood, just for the orange
juice.
I'm so broke, at communion I went back for seconds.
I'm so broke I have to save up to be poor.

spare a dime?

1 comment:

  1. Email me your address and shirt size...A broke man shouldnt look it.

    Cheers!

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