F%@$&#! Damnit!

Boy am I broke. I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
I'm so broke, a man saw me walking down the street with
one shoe on, he said"you lost a shoe" and I said "No sir,
I found one!"
I'm so broke I stopped on a dime, and owed it to someone!
I'm so broke when someone rings my doorbell, I have to
yell "DING-DONG" out the window.
I'm so broke, my bologna has no first name.
I'm so broke I have been giving blood, just for the orange
juice.
I'm so broke, at communion I went back for seconds.
I'm so broke I have to save up to be poor.

spare a dime?

Motor City Speedway

Apparently there used to be this bad ass little dirt track
just down the road form where I grew up. I've never
heard anything about this! It was at Schoenher and
8mile in "Warren Township". All I know about it that it
closed in the fall of 1958.